For those of us who are old enough to remember "Laugh-In": My Mom was back in her hospital room snoring away, following a bronchcoscopy (they used
general anesthesia for everything, back in those days). Anyway, my Step-Grandmother and I were sitting at her bedside talking....when she suddenly sat straight up in bed, looked at us and announced, deadpan: "I feel like ***CENSORED***, and if you...