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They walked in the house and said, "Dad where's dinner?" So I pointed at my dick and said, "I got your dinner right here"

Surely, inmates could masturbate to relieve sexual tension. Why is it necessary to pursue anal intercourse and oral copulation behind bars? Do men in prison desire a physical connection with another human being? Is it the ultimate expression of power, or is there some hidden intimacy involved? aka Joe Fudge-Pack

It ended on the 6th!!..........

How did it go? Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

People on the box ask all the time if parents would be angry if you dated a black/white/etc. person. As a parent, it would be far more worrisome for one of my kids to bring home a trashy person. I'm NOT talking about someone with good morals and who is kind but is poor. I'm talking about the low class kind that makes your toenails curl. Race does not interest me one way or the other. But...

Here's one I can share: Dryer sheets- I use them all the time and always make an effort to use them for multiple loads. You can easily get ten loads out of each one. When they are retired I stuff them into shoes and sneakers. They act as the perfect deodorizer. Also they can be used in luggage and drawers to keep you clothes smelling fresh. Together we can Prop 8 commentary: ...

Making Madagascar the home of the Jews would have been sort of like making Madagascar the home of the Native Americans after they got driven back by the whites in America; both populations had been living where they were living, for thousands of years.

Mine's Frank Zane.

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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27597240/ While day care is nothing mandatory like real school, it is important that the parents can leave their children with trustworthy people in a safe place while they're off earning the money to pay for food and bills. A lot of people are now leaving their kids with grandparents, which I actually think could benefit a lot of kids as opposed to being with ...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_ZvPR09N4Q http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,450884,00.html I'll have more to say on this tomorrow; right now I'm heading to bed. However, all I'll say is: That's right... give us an excuse. "Cut down the talls trees!" This ring. You shall wear it when you find Eden, and when you return, I shall be your Eve.

Neither one of us has ever abused drugs, and we're both deeply against it. He's a total non-drinker, even, and I drink very lightly (except when I'm pregnant or nursing, which has been most of the last 3 years). We talked about what it's going to be like one day when we have to educate Vito about drugs, and how we convey to him that we think it's a really bad idea to get mixed up in them ...

Just so you could take their house, dump your kid on them, and have them feed your cat? "I am such a nice guy, ask anyone on the Soapbox"

Are you a man or a woman? I would have sworn you were a man, based on previous posts, but when I read your Myspace page in your profile, you list your occupation as "feminist." by the way. That just struck me as funny. People are bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

Here in Sweden (wher the *beep* else) is Zoophilia (shagging animals) still legal. Should it be illegal to have your way with cows ,chickens and other kept animals?

My dear friend suggested this to me over the phone a while ago. She's no officer_hottie (sometimes I wonder ), but thinks that anyone who'd violate a woman/small child, etc. should be castrated and that any rapist thrown in the slammer with additional counts of murder, etc. should be executed. Comments? Beauty, truth, and rarity, Grace in all simplicity, Here enclos'd in cinders lie.

Now if she would just potty train him and teach him to speak. siggysiggysiggy

He's taken a keen interest in babies lately because we've been talking about our impending arrival, and he plays with baby dolls at other people's houses. So we figured it was a good idea to get him one of his very own. He loves it, calls it "baby" and took it to bed with him last night. I told my grandparents that we'd bought it for him. My grandfather said, "You should have bought him a ...

Frankenstein, Mary Shelley: HATE IT. Dracula, Bram Stoker: DESPISE IT. A Christmas Carol, Charles Dickens: The story is so universal. I read it and was not impressed. Thought - what's the point? The Autobiography Of Malcolm X, As Told To Alex Haley: Hated it. Fascinating, I'll admit, but I despised it. Barely got through it. Others: Moby Dick, Herman Melville The Red Badge Of Courage, ...